Witch-doctor Cartoons and Comics

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'The only clinic in town who will accept new medicare patients is supposedly around the corner.'

"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Wow. This is pretty literal, right?"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

Traditional and Alternative Medicine

VOODOO lite

"I thought you said you were dating a 'rich doctor'!"

"I can do the Fox Trot and the Rumba, but no rain dance."

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"I had a terrible time finding a doctor that still makes house calls!"

International Doctors' Mission.

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'Sorry Ruby! New rule!' 'Jinxing other players by means of shamans, warlocks, witch-doctors, voodoo-men no longer permitted!' The Management

"Dr. Johnson referred me to Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg referred me to Dr Brown...."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"The gods have 'had it up to here' with goats, and wondered if we could sacrifice some pizza."

"Your sacrifice on behalf of this organization is noted and appreciated."

"Due to an unexpected layover on the journey up here, we regretfully inform the gods, that due to a technicality, they'll need to find another virgin."