Witch Doctors Cartoons and Comics

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"

'The only clinic in town who will accept new medicare patients is supposedly around the corner.'

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'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'

'The jury's still out on it's effectiveness, but it is covered by insurance.'

Shrunken heads $3

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'You realize, Dr. Burke, that should anything go wrong, the hospital will disavow any knowledge of your actions.'

'We told you, Dances With Leprechauns, this is a rain dance, not a river dance!'

'Gentlemen, meet our new Chief Financial Officer.'(witch doctor)

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."

"O. K., if it will increase market share."

"I used to do just medicine, but lately I've been moving into economics."

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"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Excellent resume, Mr.Lubish, but we already have a shaman.'

Are you sure you're the 'Locum Doctor?'?

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'