Witchdoctor Cartoons and Comics

'Well, doc, I still have that pain in my back. . .'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'The only clinic in town who will accept new medicare patients is supposedly around the corner.'

"He said it will be hot and muggy early in the week, with a slight chance of showers."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Wow. This is pretty literal, right?"

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

"We've done what we can. Now it's all in the hands of the accountants."

"I miss the good old days when I was the rainmaker."

"In retrospect, the idea of a rain dance marathon wasn't such a good idea."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

Traditional and Alternative Medicine

VOODOO lite

"I thought you said you were dating a 'rich doctor'!"

"I can do the Fox Trot and the Rumba, but no rain dance."

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"I had a terrible time finding a doctor that still makes house calls!"

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just broad band connection?'

'I want to try something new with you.'

'Spend any time in Africa Doctor?'

'And just where did you study medicine?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'