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'Remember that summer we coached little league?'
'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
Therapist with a jack-o-lantern head talks to their patient who is a witch.
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For Witches of a Certain Age
"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"
"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'
Witch trial ends with acquittal!
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'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'
"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."
"Your next fattened kid could be your last."
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'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'
"Mein Gott! It never occurred to me that Hansel and Gretel might be Hitler Youth."
Tags:fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brothers grimm, grimms fairy tales, grimm's fairy tales, hansel and gretel, german fairy tales, witch, witches, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, hitler youth, the hitler youth, world war two, world war 2, ww2, wwii, second world war, the second world war, hilter, german fairy tale, abduct, abduction, abducted, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapped, cannibalism, cannibalism, hitlerjugend, hj, nazi party
"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"
Tags:childhood obesity, fat epidemic, obesity epidemic, fat, fatness, obese, obesity, gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, witch, witches, witchcraft, hansel, gretel, dietitian, dietitians, dietician, dieticians, nutritionist, nutritionists, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, wicked witch, wicked witches
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
"I'm thinking about having a child."
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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
"You know, this isn't helping convince people you're not a witch."
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'Excuse me, but which Aisle did you find those on?'
'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'
"It's one of those microbrews."
"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."
Tags:book club, book clubs, reading club, reading clubs, reading group, reading groups, coven, covens, witches' coven, witches coven, witch, witches, secret group, secret groups, getting older, getting old, middle age, maturity, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, school friend, school friends