Witness Protection Cartoons and Comics

"O.K., who has to go potty before we disappear into the Federal Witness Protection Program?"

'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

'No golden parachute, but our severence package includes witness protection.'

"I tell you, that federal witness-protection program did one helluva great job on Eddie."

'In exchange for my testimony, they gave me a whole new identity - 00761.'

"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."

Witness protection programming.

"OK, I'll tell you what I know, but I can't reveal my source."

'Welcome to the new reality show, Who's the Real Life Whistle Blower?'

"Relocating you won't be a problem, Pal...finding a plastic surgeon will!"

'Jehovah's Witness Protection Programme.'

"There've been some cutbacks in the witness protection program since you agreed to participate."

'Jehovah's Witness protection program'

The Smiths were members of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

Witness Protection Program

The Covert Family

Sick of catering to the whims of spoiled children, Santa goes into hiding.

Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.

The F,B,I's high-budget witness protection program-issued disguises,

It's not easy for eye specialist Dr. Groonzen to help people from the Witness Protection Program, celebs, or other patients who want to remain incognito.

"Hey, make sure you don't forget - you're no longer Eddy Wurster from Dover... you're Ben Fishkopp from Bath!"

"The tax authority wants to hide someone from their witness protection program here. They think it'll be safe because no one would look for an honest accountant at our company."

'The witness has asked we preserve his anonymity m'lud. So we've taken the liberty of pixelating his head.'