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"This is for anyone on the panel- how can I be up there instead of down here?"
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"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.
"Gravitas, yes - but with a saving leaven of wit."
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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A side of Bach few ever saw.
Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table
"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."
'Wow. Wooden club. What an exciting time to be alive.'
Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.
"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."
'Looks like another reigny day.'
'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'
"You won again. I guess I'll never get the hang of this cheating thing."
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'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'
'We can't end the meeting now. I've got this list of snappy comebacks I thought up during lunch!'
'True but only in practice, not in principle.'
To some people, sarcasm is a second language.
'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'
"....And good luck in the Witless Protection Program."
'Go ahead - scintillate. . . give us a sample of your homespun wit.'