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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
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"He must smell your elk."
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
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"I don't get it."
"I dread his sarcasm even more."
A good speech is always shorter than you audience's attention span.
Sound effects are a universal language.
Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.
People want as much government as they deserve.
The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.
Singing is everyone's shower rights.
'I thought up an incredible sting of rapid-fire witticisms. Too bad they came two hours after my speech.'
"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
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"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
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A side of Bach few ever saw.
"If you weren't so funny all the time, I'd probably laugh more often."
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'Wow. Wooden club. What an exciting time to be alive.'
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
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'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'
People who are wrapped up in themselves are always overdressed.
Now it's not just the elevation that's high in Colorado.
Liquor is legal, not compulsory.