Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"He must smell your elk."
"This is what you get for trying to be a wit."
Tags:wit, wits, witty, wittiness, witticism, witticisms, smart alek, smart alecks, smart alec, smart alecs, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, firing squad, firing squads, executioner, executioners, execution, executions, death penalty, death penalties, death sentence, death sentences, smart ass, smart asses, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, tyranny, tyrannies, tyrant, tyrants
"I don't get it."
Singing is everyone's shower rights.
A good speech is always shorter than you audience's attention span.
Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.
Sound effects are a universal language.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
"I don't need a club or a spear, now that I've mastered sarcasm."
A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.
People want as much government as they deserve.
The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.
"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."
Tags:wordplay, word play, wordplays, word-play, word game, word games, word-game, word-games, pun, puns, witticism, witticisms, witty, wittiness, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, brew, brews, menu, menus, word, career, careers, career path, career paths, sense of humour, sense of humor, cafe, cafes
'I thought up an incredible sting of rapid-fire witticisms. Too bad they came two hours after my speech.'
"I just love the way he goes 'Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.' "
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, nice laugh, kind laugh, quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, witty, witticism, witticisms, memorable, attraction, attractions, attractive, attractiveness, hilarious, funny, silly, goofy, charm, charms, charming, stranger, strangers, cocktail party, cocktail parties, flirt, flirts
A side of Bach few ever saw.
"I write astronaut banter for NASA."
Tags:nasa, spacemen, spaceman, space people, cosmonaut, cosmonauts, space travel, space exploration, banter, banter, bantering, bantered, astronaut, astronauts, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, witticism, wit, wits, witty, witticisms, wittiness, job title, job titles, job description, job descriptions, cocktail party, cocktail parties
"My dad said he never had a sarcasm app when he was growing up. He thought up his own comebacks."
Tags:sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasms, apps, app, application, applications, dads, parents, kids, smartphone, smartphones, cellphone, cellphones, cell, cells, wit, witticism, witticisms, gadget, gadgets, banter, comeback, combacks, gadgetry, dad, parent, kid, friend, smart phone, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecs, smart alecks
'To get ahead in business, you can't lose your head. Pun intended.'
God measures success by the weight of a heart- not a wallet.
You have to exert push before you earn pull.
Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.
Darwin got it backwards - humans can turn into monkeys.
If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.