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"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
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'And when she says jump, do you promise to ask how high?'
'Oh quit complaining, Thomas...at least we got a loaner!'
'We talk, we dialog, we speak one to the other, but we don't communicate.'
"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."
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'Let's try voting for the greater of the two evils this time and see what happens.'
Pass the salt...
"After retiring I thought you'd be staying home more."
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'I agree it was a pointless arguement, but I still won.'
'Are you sure it's not out of your way?'
Carol simply couldn't relax knowing that at any moment five rowdy men might scream 'FUMBLE!'
'It's a timeless landscape, so stop looking at your watch.'
'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'
"I disagree, darling. I think you and Ramone and Stefano are way more than just friends."
"You're getting your words mixed up again, Doris. Serendipity, means a happy accident."
The man of the hour is the guy whose wife asked him to wait a minute.
'I'll get back to you - the wife is just leaving...me.'
'Someday, son, all this will be divided among your ex-wives.'
'I'm sorry, dear, but you've been made redundant.'
Couple with sign on wall: 'A Messy Marriage is the Sign of Genius'
'I've changed my expectation of this relationship Walter.'
'I wish you aliens would get your dates straight! The ones with six legs abduct Earl on Tuesdays, YOU abduct Earl on SATURDAYS!'
'I knew the marriage wouldn't last...She brought a date to our wedding.'
Husband returning home to an angry family
'I'm sorry, but a night of passion with your wife isn't going to sell papers...'