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"Damn, Toto! We're back in Kansas!"
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"So who else is gonna be there?"
'On your way to Emerald City, could you drop me off at the E.R.?'
Wizard of Oz
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"Can I come with you? I need a grant."
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"Why does she want to go back to Kansas, where everything is in black-and-white?"
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'Hand over the brain.'
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Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.
Diplomas - No questions asked.
'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'
"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."
"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."
'I'm worried about this new brain of scarecrows...'
"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."
"So, I guess he heard about the latest election results."
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January 1, 2021
'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'
Electronic Super Highway
"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"
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Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.
Alice meets Dorothy
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'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'