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"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."
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"I don't do spells. I'm a wizard at deciphering rap lyrics."
"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."
"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."
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"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service charges!"
Tags:commuting, commuter, commuters, transportation, public transportation, public transit, passenger, passengers, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, metros, underground, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, warning, warnings, service change, service changes, service, bad service, delay, delays, delayed, late, wizard, wizards, forewarning, foreshadowing, foretelling, journey, journeys, modern life
"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
Chinese New Year
"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."
"Use thy core!"
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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
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"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."
"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."
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"Ugh, stop it, Dad- everyone knows you're not making this happen!"
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, dad, dads, father, fathers, dad joke, dad jokes, bad joke, bad k jokes, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrassment, embarrassments, wizard, wizards, space shuttle, space shuttles, take off, take-off, space exploration, technology, modern technology, modern technologies, rocket, rockets, space rocket, space rockets
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'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'
"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"
Tags:screenplay, screenplays, screen writer, screen writers, screenwriter, screenwriters, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, wizard, wizards, magician, magicians, film industry, the film industry, movie industry, the movie industry, bad idea, bad ideas, producer, producers, movie producer, movie producers, film producer, film producers, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty
'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'
'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'
Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.
',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'
"Wait. Let me have one more try."
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