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"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."
"This week on 'The Amazing Race to Enlightenment,' can Jim and Suzy achieve right mindfulness? And will Barb and Candy be eliminated for relentless clinging to the self?"
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"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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“How do I feel about being mugged? Well, naturally I didn’t enjoy it and certainly don’t condone violence or threats of violence as a means toward social change. However, I can empathize with my assailant and realize that in his terms his is a valid response to the deteriorating socioeconomic situation in which we find ourselves.”
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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."
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Why am I always the one to get up at 2 P.M. to change him?I'm just as nocturnal as you are, Clint.
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Bird is begging near sign that reads; 'Can't get up early enough to catch a worm. Please help.'
'I like waking to music!'
'That stupid fire you invtented kept me awake all night.'
'Woke you out of a sound sleep, Mr. Bear? For only $22.50, these little bombers will put you back under till spring.'
'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'
Husband needs morning coffee - "Jerry can't talk - he's taking on coffee."
'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'
Newton Gets Woke
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"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"
Woke and wonderful
"Hey Eena, my man more woke than yours!"