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(I'm tasting berries with deep earth overtones and a definite hint of almond) (That would be the Cyanide.)
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
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"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
A doctor runs away from a cellphone
Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"
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"I'll give you an inch."
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'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'
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A woman glides down a water slide
"You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys, Chip, you're going to be one of the first to know."
"So you're the little lady who invented the wheel. Do tell me more."
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"I know I promised to be faithful but I hadn't counted on the 'El Nino' effect."
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"She just got her period, which is why she's using a maxi pad."
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"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."
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"We get this place renamed the 'men-only prison,' and women will be demanding admission."
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"And, on the lowest end of the caloric spectrum, we offer a leather chew toy."
"Of course I'm down. I'm thirty-five years old and I've never run a studio."
"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"
"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
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"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."
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"I can't cook, but I can pay."
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
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"Do you suppose I could enjoy 'Dynasty' without listening to an hour of suspender-snapping?"
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