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The Post-Menopause early warning system.
'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'
'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'
"Is there a yearly cap on writing off abortions?"
'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
Danger Of Abortion Ban
Waiting for that period like. . . ruined yet another perfectly nice white panty.
Gynecology pigeon hole
'So you're going through the change, dear. Don't panic. How bad can it be?'
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'
Woman and scale
Planned Parenthood Protests
Groups of menopausal women in clinic.
"Looks like my wife just got home from her mammogram."
"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."
"Yeah, I lost a potentially serious boyfriend over a texting typo. I told him I had a DUI instead of an IUD, and I never heard from him again."