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The Post-Menopause early warning system.
'I understand you've had some trouble with your breast implants.'
'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'
'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'
'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
'The worst part about menopause was having to ask my husband's advice on blade vs electric shaver.'
'You know you've reached menopause when your granddaughter asks you when she'll be old enough to shave.'
'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
Gynecology pigeon hole
'So you're going through the change, dear. Don't panic. How bad can it be?'
'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'
'You need to do something about your dry skin.'
Pharmacist to lady: 'I'm juggling your prescriptions as we speak.'
Woman and scale
"Looks like my wife just got home from her mammogram."
Groups of menopausal women in clinic.
Planned Parenthood Protests
"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."
'Oh, so this wasn't a dictation typo for 'mammogram screening.' It actually is a mammogram screaming. Hmmm...'
Angela would go on to start a new meme sub-genre called 'meme-ograms.'
"Yeah, I lost a potentially serious boyfriend over a texting typo. I told him I had a DUI instead of an IUD, and I never heard from him again."
'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'