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'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
You can never escape from stress because... that brainy kid who won your sixth grade spelling bee is still out there...
Tags:job, jobs, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, application, applications, school, classmate, classmates, spelling bee, spelling bees, beaten, beat, beating, won, winner, winners, personnel director, hr, look bad, show up, showing up, out there, exist, exists, existing, existance
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Not only did we get the account we snagged 'Best in Show' too."
Tags:accountant, accounts, accountants, accounting, account, market, marketing, marketing director, salesman, salesperson, salesmen, snag, snagged, mythological creature, mythological creatures, centaur, centaurs, greek mythology, greek, greeks, office, offices, business, animal show, animals shows, horse show, horse shows, half horse, half man, half human, winner, win, winners, wins, won, winning, horse, horses
"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, preschool, nursery school, daycare, childcare, award, awards, reward, rewards, won, winning, competition, competitions, contest, contests, noncompetitive, sportsmanship, proud, proud parent, proud parents, participation award, participation awards, life lessons, modern life
"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
Fastest slowest animal
Tags:tortoise, tortoises, turtle, turtles, sloth, sloths, snail, snails, win, winner, winners, wins, won, winning, race, racing, raced, races, competition, competitions, reptile, reptiles, victor, victorious, victory, victories, fastest slowest animal, fastest slowest animals, paradox, paradoxes, zoologist, zoologists, zoology
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
'I take it we won.'
Tags:covid, covid 19, coronavirus, corona, virus, pandemic, pandemics, viruses, social distancing, hygiene, hygienic, good hygiene, cleanliness, hand sanitizer, hand sanitiser, sanistiser, sanitizer, sanitise, sanitize, disinfectant, antibacterial, soap, hand wash, liquid hand wash, claw game, claw game machine, availability, available, stocks, low stock, shortage, monopoly, obstacles, game, games, arcade game, arcade games, prize, prizes, winner, winners, win, wins, won, social distancing, social isolation, quarantine, quarantining
'Guess what? I won again.'
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
Tags:hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams
'My children are very realistic.'
"Stupid wins again!"
'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'
Win at wrestling.
Tags:win, winner, winners, won, winning, wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestles, decapitation, decapitate, decapitations, decapitates, decapitated, easy win, panhandle, panhandling, panhandlers, panhandler, homeless, homelessness, begging, beggar, beggars, self esteem boost, self esteem, easy