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'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, preschool, nursery school, daycare, childcare, award, awards, reward, rewards, won, winning, competition, competitions, contest, contests, noncompetitive, sportsmanship, proud, proud parent, proud parents, participation award, participation awards, life lessons, modern life
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
"I prefer not to answer the $25,000 question - it would put me in a higher income bracket."
Tags:rich, wealth, wealthy, fat cat, fat cats, income, tax, taxation, income tax, dodge, dodger, dodging, tax dodger, scrooge, party pooper, killjoy, kill joy, kill-joy, old man, joyless, question, questions, classic tv, classic television, television, media, t v, mass media, phone, phones, telephone, lucky, luck, caller, little difference, makes no difference, no impact, low impact, impact, winner, winning, win, won
'I take it we won.'
'Guess what? I won again.'
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
Tags:hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams, torture
'My children are very realistic.'
'Do you have one with the number 401k? under the law averages, it's bound to be winner.'
'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'
'What do we win if we get it right?'
"Great. I guess he'll win again."
Tags:science fair, science fairs, science, school, alien, aliens, et, win, winner, winners, winning, won, ufo, ufos, paranormal, jealous, top of the class, teachers pet, teachers pets, little grey men, zeta reticulans, grey aliens, grey alien, grey, gray, roswell, discovery, evidence, proof, discover
"Well, I guess that settles that."
Tags:wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestling ring, mma, mixed martial arts, martial arts, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, boxing gloves, boxing glove, strong, strength, muscles, muscular, muscle, audience, audience member, audience members, referee, ref, winner, win, winning, won, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, knockout, knockouts, punch, punching, punches, punched, clear win, clear winner, champ, champion, champions, easy win, effortless, beat up, beaten up, thrown, throw, decisive, decisive win, decisive wins, winner, winners, winning
She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.
He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.
7th annual weird fishes pageant
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