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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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"If I were a car, you could find the words."
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(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)
"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."
A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"I hate to brag, but I am the state."
"How long has the Republican Party been courting you?"
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"And she's an interesting conversationalist, too."
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Man kisses woman's hand over a bowl of candies.
'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'
Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.
"But we already had sex."
It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.
"Ooh! Who sent the edible arrangement?"
'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'
"Oh, you love-rat!"
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'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'
A night at the opera.
A moose offers a woman flowers while she picks mushrooms.
Men scale a mountain going after a woman.
'I've found that having a dog that sniffs bomb - sniffing dogs doesn't impress the chicks much.'
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"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"
"I'm sorry Dennis but I can't accept your token of affection as I'm a recovering melancholic."