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'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'
"Remember, measure twice, cut once, stand baffled, string together obscenities."
'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
'...Or does it go 'measure twice and cut once'?'
"This isn't quite the workshop session I was expecting."
Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!
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'You constructed a beautiful work table. You're a talented woodworking legend in your own life.'
'You used your 3-D printer to make 3-D nails?'
'Oh look, I a flying saw sir.'
"Most projects require three hands."
'I thought this class would be about buying things at the mall.'
'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'
'It's not finished yet. It's still got to be painted.'
'Look at the stool I made... next I'm going to build a violin!'
Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.
'OK Smith, you can take this back to the Woodwork room now!'
Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.
Kenny's mom always made his lunch.
'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'