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'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'
'Well, it's official. If we miss one more payment the bank is going to come and fill in our hole.'
"Wood Charles, to you."
"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."
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'Assuming, of course, that a woodchuck could chuck wood.'
"You haven't tasted groundhog till you've hunted it and killed it with your bare teeth."
"I think it's time to set some ground rules."
Tags:tongue, tongues, tongue twister, tongue twisters, difficult, hard to say, word game, word games, animal, animals, rodent, rodents, woodchuck, woodchucks, ground hog, ground hogs, groundhog, groundhogs, talking animal, talking animals, just asking, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, riddle, riddles, wood, chuck, chop, trees, tree, balsa, balsa wood
What is a groundhog? 'Sausages ... ?'
Genius Grants and Recipients
Tags:money, grants, grant, academic, academia, academics, education, educational, higher education, government, governments, governmental, scientific research, research grant, research, research grants, science, scientific, scientist, scientists, scientifically, discovery, discover, experiments, experiment, experimental, experimenting, language, languages, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, blonde, blondes, woodchuck, wood chuck, gum
"Aww, mom, leftunders again?"
"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"
Tags:groundhogs, gopher, hot tub, hot-tubs, spa, wildlife, wild-life, groundhogs, gophers, hot tubs, spas, woodchuck, woodchucks, landbeaver, landbeavers, land-beaver, land-beavers, whirlpool, whirlpools, jacuzzi, jacuzzis, wife, wives, husband, husbands, nagging wife, nagging wives, married life, bachelor, bachelors, bachelor's lifestyles
'I go by my full name, Wood Charles.'
'Well, it looks like another cloudy day. Boy, the weather here is so predictable.'
"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."
"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, rodent, rodents, groundhog, groundhogs, woodchuck, woodchucks, groundhog day, february 2nd, february 2, underground, tunnel, tunnels, shadow, shadows, out of shape, fat, obese, overweight, fitness, diet, dieting, exercise, beauty, body image, self-esteem, low self-esteem, insecure, weather, predicting the weather, winter, spring, season, seasons
The Five Burrows.
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"Well, if there's gonna be another six weeks of winter we might as well sit down and have a drink, right?"
'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'
'Well, that does it! I am picking out the Christmas tree!'
'This is what you meant by moving to a country club!? You really should have been a politician.'
'It's a fixer-upper.'