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Christos was excited about the cunning plan...but he wasn't that happy with his allocated seat.
"Mr. Mosbacher, are you expecting anything via U.P.S.?"
"Ok... on the count of three, let's all jump out, shout "Surprise!" and then kill everyone."
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'I gotta bad feeling about this.'
"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"
"That's why you don't stand behind them!"
'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'
Say Anything of Troy
'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'
Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...
'In an attempt to get the Greeks back, the Trojans sent them a wooden horse filled with lawyers.'
Just be cool... just be cool...
'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'
The Trojan Horse poops alphabet blocks.
'Careful Sire, it might contain lead.'
Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.
Wooden dove with tanks rolling out of it.
By the next morning the citizens of New Troy regretted ignoring their Learning From Experience guru.
Trojan Horse Threat.
Racing up the Bannisters.
'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'