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Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.
"You did this? Wow, you're good."
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Cutting the tree too early?
"I've got a splitting headache."
'Still, it's important to remember that I accomplished my goal of retiring at fifty.'
"Where did you learn to chop trees?"
"First the head came off, now the handle's come out."
'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'
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The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,
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Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.
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'We think the murderer may be a lumberjack.'
Lumberjack's Epic Fail
Jack was agreat tradesman but unfortunately, his geographical skills were lousy.
'Hard day of clear cutting, dear?'
'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'
'For goodness sake. Pull yourself together.'
"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."
"That's disgusting! Can't you go ashore when you want a pee?"
"The disease is quite far along...I'm sorry, but you can kiss your ASH goodbye!"
Tags:tree service, tree services, woodsman, woodsman, tree surgeon, tree surgeons, tree surgery, ash, tree disease, hymenoscyphus fraxineus, ash dieback, ash-dieback, tree diseases, disease, diseases, terminal case, terminal cases, terminal disease, terminal diseases, environmental problem, environmental problems