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"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."
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'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'
'No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra woofers.'
"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."
"Sure, the new hire's cute...and smart...and funny. But a complete person knows what's important in life...what's essential to the well-being of her world."
Check the products and prices.
'Okay, all rise now please Ministers! Here comes the Honourable Speaker of the House!'
"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."
"The subwoofers really help."
'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'
'Yo! Your left woofer is a little off!'
Man and Speaker.
Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.
In the Lion's Den.
'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'
"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"