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"Hey, baby, what's happenin'? How's about a little kiss, mama? Woof, woof, woof! Ar-oooooooo!"
"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'
"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."
"The Woofs have it."
A dog chases Santa's sleigh.
"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."
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'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'
'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'
'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'
Introspection (To woof or not to woof...)
Freudian Slip - Bow Meow.
Dog on a Shelf.
'Woof is just a word!'
'It all started when my Master gave me my new collar. Every time I bark, I receive an electric shock: I think I'm possessed!'
'What's wrong? Woof woof?'
'That dog's getting lazier every day,'
How to Make a Cat go Woof.
'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'
'If you bark your head off all night in a forest and no one hears you, are you still a bad dog?'
'Ms. Lemieux will read the incessant barking from the last meeting.'