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"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
"O.K., there's the moon - now give me a nice long howl instead of last night's yip."
'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'
"His bark is bigger than his bite."
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'He speaks, but only on the advice of his attorney.'
"The Woofs have it."
A dog chases Santa's sleigh.
'Nothing is ever solved. We continue to bark at one another.'
Things we rarely hear: Bow...er...wow...er..um...woof/like tweet, I mean, y'know, tweet/whatchamacallit moo...
"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."
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"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."
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'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'
"Did he say the 'F' bark?"
'If dogs named themselves...'
Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.
Marmaduke at Echo Point.
'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'
'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'
Freudian Slip - Bow Meow.
Dreams of Grandeur