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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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A turkey displays a deck of cards.
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"How long has the Republican Party been courting you?"
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Man kisses woman's hand over a bowl of candies.
'Just think of me as a bottle of wine. The older, the better!'
Lady on balcony dumps musical notes on singer.
It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.
'Say Rex, isn't it time for your worming tablets?'
'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'
A night at the opera.
A moose offers a woman flowers while she picks mushrooms.
Men scale a mountain going after a woman.
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
"Thanks, and all made from sustainable forests."
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"I'm sorry Dennis but I can't accept your token of affection as I'm a recovering melancholic."
"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"
"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"
'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'
'Look at big woosy Sid, pushing his pram with two hands!'
However, flowers weren't getting Thag anywhere. This time he came with a concealed firearm.
'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'
1920's High Tea.
Turned out to be a not-so-lucky bottle cap.
It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'
Happy Valentine's Day.