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Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.
A WRITER GETS THE NEWS
'I connected my food processor to my word processor software in case I have to eat my words.'
"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."
"Don't embarrass me again, spell-checker."
Look at the big picture.
'It does data processing, word processing and list processing. Get me some data, some words and some lists.'
'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the letter O's contain a happy face.'
War & Peace as it was and written and as it would have been written if Tolstoy had invested in a good word processor.
An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,
It's a combination word processor and food processor, in case you have to eat your words.
'Your blender makes good lemonade, Mom. Now, can we make some alphabet soup with your word processor.'
'This word processing program is very user friendly. All the O's contain a happy face.'
Data processing/word processing/idea processing.
'Melissa tried to make a word processor by putting the dictionary in the blender - so now we're off to buy a laptop!'
"It's a word processor with a double negative centrifuge."
Miss Webster, we're discussing your word processing not your grammar!
Tattooist using correction fluid