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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, bottom, bottom feeder, bottom feeders, bottomfeeder, bottomfeeders, consistent, stable, unchangeable, social climber, social climber, career ladder, corporate ladder, opportunist, opportunists, opportunism, wording, wordplay, word play
Tags:cash poor, the cash poor, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, begging, beggar, beggars, homeless, homelessness, cash poor asset rich, asset rich, asset, asset riches, economic asset, economic assets, transaction, transactions, monetary transactions, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, wording, trick, tricks, trickery, take advantage, taking advantage, con, cons, con artists, con artist
"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, paleolithic, palaeolithic, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, cavewoman, cavewomen, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, language, wording, gender, genders, gender neutral, gendering, sexes, equality of the sexes, equality, feminism, feminist, feminists, politically correct, political correctness, habit, habits, modern life
Pedants enter PIN.
'Woof, woof, woof - but I'm paraphrasing.'
"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."
How to be self-reflexive
Debt or credit?
"And it's the way he said it, 'You are so fired'."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, fired, firing, laid off, unemployment, termination, downsizing, wording, language, tone of voice, rude, harsh, impolite, getting fired, being fired
"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, romance, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, romantically linked, language, wording
"I was having trouble putting it into words, frank, but it's all in the divorce papers."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, ex, exes, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, family law, divorce papers, language, wording
"For Sale. Only used once, never opened."
"No... No... No... Not losses... Negative growth investments."
Tags:businessman, accounting, jargon, profit, loss, growth, money, investments, numbers, wording, economics, economists, business, businessmen, company, profit, loss, invest, investment, negative, sales, accountant, figures, stats, statistics, spin, spins, spin doctor, spin doctors, spin-doctor, spin-doctors, positive spin, positive spins
'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'
Acme crossword publishers building.
Homes of the font designers
Compliment seeking missile
Special offer! Get two ears pierced, get a third pierced free!
Get rid of 'new' it's an old word.
Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch
"Our ad said no salesman would call."