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"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."
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"It's about time they settled down and razed a village."
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"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"It's mostly water weight."
The Great Canadian Novel
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One of the three kings give Frankenstein's Monster a shoulder ride
Tags:three kings, three wise men, nativity story, nativity, bringing gifts, gift, gifts, gold frankincense and myrrh, gold, frankincense, myrrh, frankenstein, frankentein's monster, shoulder ride, shoulder rides, carry, carrying, carried, mary shelley, gothic novels, nineteenth-century literature, novel, novels, pun, puns, visual pun, visual puns, wordplay, play on words
A highly decorated Christmas tree
Mostly Identified Flying Objects
"Can you describe this china shop?"
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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
"It's a dead end job. But the cul-de-sac is a nice touch."
"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
"A writer? Fantastic! I wish I had time to write."
"Darling, I've come crawling back to you, just the way you always said I would."
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"Don't make waves."
"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."
Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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Breaking down cardboard
"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
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"He refuses to talk and he never listens."
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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
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The Walking Fred