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'The test results are in. The tightness in your chest and numbness in your extremities are caused by the biking outfit you're wearing.'
'When you said you were wearing designer jeans, I didn't know they were designed by Goodyear.'
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Connor sports his new Silly String shirt.
'Look at those dang fool teenagers, wearin' their pants hangin' down low like a coupla idiots!'
Snowman peeing in a corner as postman walks past
'My tux is at the cleaners.'
'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'
'This way nobody can pinch me since I didn't have anything green to wear.'
Dale sports his new Chia shirt.
'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'
'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'
121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday
'I don't wear an awareness ribbon in order to bring awareness to the proliferation of awareness ribbons.'
'I thought that he said in his profile that he wore jockeys, not is a jockey!'
Beth sent a clear message to Roger by wearing the Blouse Club.
For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.
Dress for the level to which you aspire.
To avoid dog bites whenever he jogged, Ken wore his decoy ankles.
'I love your outfit.'
'I got tired of webbed feet.'
Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.
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'All my men wear English leather.'
'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'
'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'
'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'