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"I'm doing what the sign says."
"Ordinarily I encourage employees to study business classes online."
'Who approved the training on work avoidance?'
"... and this year's 'Ducking Their Responsibilities' Award goes to..."
"Look buddy, just what is our problem? You're acting like you've never seen a goose flying South for the winter before."
"Sir, I'd prefer you fax the document. Then I could pretend I didn't see it and maybe get out of here for some lunch!"
'You say that this gadget will cut my work by half? In that case, I'll take two!'
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"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."
"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."