Work Contract Cartoons and Comics

"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."

"Of course, with the position that has the benefits—medical, dental, et cetera—there is no salary."

"I realize you're the boss, but if you continue to terminate the employees, they'll be none left."

'Where's the company car you promised?'

"No, I didn't read a scary book! I just read management's latest contract proposal."

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"It's a pretty standard contract - just sign here below, ' ... and hung by the neck until dead.'"