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''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"Go fetch your mallet, Wilkins – we'll play doubles."
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
"Where was I? I was either away from my desk or in a meeting."
"He spends all day sitting, so the last thing he wants to do when he comes home is do anything else."
'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
Tags:animal testing, animal test, animal tests, rodent, rodents, maze, mazes, reward, rewards, rewarding, long day, long days, end of a long day, workday, workdays, work day, work days, easy chair, easy chairs, veg out, vegging out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, work week, work weeks, drone, drones, office drone, office drones
'Hard day at work, dear?'
"You have to know how to work the machine."
"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
'Whose idea was it to have a 'take your ex to work' day?'
'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'
"I'm just basking in the glow of my not screwing anything up today."
Time spent in a typical day
"Try honking again."
Tags:jam, jams, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, freeway, highway, motorway, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, carpool, carpools, carpooling, useless, fruitless, honk, honks, honking, beep, horn, horns, car, cars, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, workday, workdays, work day, work days, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, lost cause, lost causes, road rage
A Midwinter Day's Work
Tags:office, offices, work, working, work day, office life, midsummer nights dream, shakespeare, william shakespeare, play, plays, renaissance plays, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, shakespeare nerd, shakespearean, shakespearean play, puck, bottom, nick bottom, oberon, peaseblossom, fairy, fairies, donkey, donkeys head
"It's ten to five. Please raise your seatback to its full upright and locked position."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, land, lands, landing, landing procedure, landing procedures, long day, long days, go home, goes home, going home, seatback, seatbacks, upright and locked, 9 to 5, nine to five, workday, workdays, work day, work days, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"
Tags:bad day, bad days, expletive, expletives, swear word, swear words, cuss word, cuss words, swearing, bad language, cussing, curse word, curse words, bad day at the office, work day, work days, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, communication, communications, communicating, supportive relationship, supportive spouse
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
Tags:elevator, elevators, hit, hits, song collection, song collections, lift, lifts, elevator music, best of, greatest hits, greatest hits collection, greatest hits collections, awkward, social situation, social situations, workday, workdays, work day, work days, familiar situation, familiar situations, familiar, familiarity
Another Day in the Salt Mines
Tags:salt mine, salt mines, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, weekday, weekdays, privilege, privileged, life of privilege, exhausted, exhaustion, work, works, work day, work days, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, fancy restaurant, haute cusine, cuisine, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waits tables, waiting tables
"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"
"Honey! We're home!"
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
Tags:morning, mornings, going to work, getting ready, getting dressed, work day, workday, work days, workdays, weekday, weekdays, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, daily grind, nine-to-five, job, jobs, career, careers, working, suit, suits, fashion, style, clothes, clothing