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''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."
Tags:doodle, doodles, doodling, skive, skives, skiving, timewasting, time wasting, waste time, wastes time, wasting time, work day, work days, working day, working days, pen, pens, pencil, pencils, busy, busy day, busy days, kvetch, kvetches, kvetching, moans, moaning, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, after work, office supplies
'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
Tags:animal testing, animal test, animal tests, rodent, rodents, maze, mazes, reward, rewards, rewarding, long day, long days, end of a long day, workday, workdays, work day, work days, easy chair, easy chairs, veg out, vegging out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, work week, work weeks, drone, drones, office drone, office drones
'Hard day at work, dear?'
"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
'Whose idea was it to have a 'take your ex to work' day?'
"Try honking again."
Tags:jam, jams, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, freeway, highway, motorway, commute, commutes, morning commute, morning commutes, carpool, carpools, carpooling, useless, fruitless, honk, honks, honking, beep, horn, horns, car, cars, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, workday, workdays, work day, work days, solution, solutions, problem, problems, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, lost cause, lost causes, road rage
"It's ten to five. Please raise your seatback to its full upright and locked position."
Tags:flight attendant, flight attendants, steward, stewards, stewardess, stewardesses, land, lands, landing, landing procedure, landing procedures, long day, long days, go home, goes home, going home, seatback, seatbacks, upright and locked, 9 to 5, nine to five, workday, workdays, work day, work days, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes
"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"
Tags:bad day, bad days, expletive, expletives, swear word, swear words, cuss word, cuss words, swearing, bad language, cussing, curse word, curse words, bad day at the office, work day, work days, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, married couples, communication, communications, communicating, supportive relationship, supportive spouse
Another Day in the Salt Mines
Tags:salt mine, salt mines, workday, workdays, workday schedule, workday schedules, weekday, weekdays, privilege, privileged, life of privilege, exhausted, exhaustion, work, works, work day, work days, wealthy, rich, riches, rich person, rich people, upper class, upper classes, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, fancy restaurant, haute cusine, cuisine, waiter, waiters, wait tables, waits tables, waiting tables
Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time
Tags:elevator, elevators, hit, hits, song collection, song collections, lift, lifts, elevator music, best of, greatest hits, greatest hits collection, greatest hits collections, awkward, social situation, social situations, workday, workdays, work day, work days, familiar situation, familiar situations, familiar, familiarity
A man's mirror reflection calls in sick one day.
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
Tags:castle, castles, fortress, fortresses, forgetful, forget, forgot, alarm, alarms, home security, security system, security systems, fort, forts, doubt, doubts, niggling doubt, inconvenient, inconvenience, murphy's law, murphys law, leave for work, leaving for work, workday, workdays, work day, work days, autopilot, on autopilot, thoughtless, everyday problem, everyday problems, problem, problems, paranoid, paranoia
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
Tags:morning, mornings, going to work, getting ready, getting dressed, work day, workday, work days, workdays, weekday, weekdays, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, daily grind, nine-to-five, job, jobs, career, careers, working, suit, suits, fashion, style, clothes, clothing
"Hi honey, how was work?"
'So you think you plan will reduce costs and increase cover!'
Bring your attractive child to work day.
Work Day...Day Off.
"Ever have days when you just feel like winning the lottery and quitting."
"Thanks, baby. Ciao."
Tags:arrogance, arrogant, sunset, sunsets, sunrise, sunrises, skyscraper, skyscrapers, exec, execs, executive, executives, corporate culture, businessmen, businessmen, workday, workdays, work day, work days, work-day, work-days, office view, office views, goodbye, goodbyes, opulence, pompous, pomposity, pompousness, sun-set, sun-sets, narcissist, narcissistic, narcissism, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical
"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, work day, work days, workday, workdays, workaday, workaday world, workaday worlds, come home, comes home, coming home, daily routine, daily routines, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, modern marriage, modern marriages, superheroine, complain, complains, complaining, moans, moaning, whine, whines, whining, whinge, whinges, whinging, forces of evil
'I love Saturdays. . . why couldn't this happen on Monday and ruin a work day?'
"These office parties are overrated. The stupid comments, idle chit chat, dumb looks...just like any old work day."