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"My youngest is at the age when she can barely comprehend cost effective analysis."
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"This is Josh, our summer intern."
"You'll need at least seven to ten years of revelant experience to be considered for this kindergarten position."
"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."
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'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'
"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
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"… and exactly how many years were you a village idiot?"
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"What we're really looking for is a beginner with experience."
"Take Your Daughter to Work Day is no fun when your mother is a teacher."
'...the job is so much harder when you don't know what you are doing.'
"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."
"Wow, this is neat, dad. Can I yell at some of your underlings?"
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'You call it diversified work experience.. I call it can't hold a job.'
"My last job was as a mine interpreter...I would go to a park and describe what the mime was trying to convey."
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"You want a letter of recommendation from my last employer? I'm sure my mom will write me one!"
"This work placement should be seen as a unique opportunity to access some of the country's most powerful and influential people, and make them coffee."
'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'
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"I'm shocked! he had a resumé as long as your arm."
"And what exactly made you decide you'd like a career in health and safety?"
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"So exactly when did your interest in health and safety start?"
"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"
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Heath and Safety Minefield
"So when did you interest in health and safety start?"