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"My God, J.B., what do I tell the staff?"
"You're holding it wrong!"
"We've had to cancel the Health and Safety Convention...for health and safety reasons."
"I think you must have missed a page!"
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, h&s, safety officer, safety officers, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety manual, safety manuals, safety instruction, safety instructions, work-related injury, work-related injuries, work related injury, work related injuries, work hazard, work hazards, job hazard, job hazards
So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."
Working in health and safety tends to impact upon your personal life!
"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."
"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, h&s, safety officer, safety officers, safety inspector, safety inspectors, papercut, papercuts, paper cut, paper cuts, precautions, over zealous, comprehensive, over the top, over-the-top, over-zealous, work hazard, work hazards, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, office injury, office injuries
"It'll happen to you too, if you're here long enough."
"Didn't you read the Health and Safety guidelines. They're all here!"
Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.
Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!
Tags:café, cafes, cafe, cafés, coffee grinders, coffee grinding, antiques, collectibles, oldfashioned, old-fashioned, repetitive strain injury, repetitive strain injuries, coffee grinder, antique, collectible, vintage, retail, yesteryear, store front, work hazard, work hazards, job hazard, job hazards
'It's a hard hat. Can't be too safe you know.'
Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.
If you experience eye strain at work, simply focus momentarily on something far away.
Rubber tree lumberjacks
'I've given up biking. Too dangerous."
Tags:construction site, construction sites, building site, building sites, biker, bikers, biking, bike, bikes, biking accident, biking accidents, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, work hazard, work hazards, health and safety, health & safety, safety risk, safety risks, safety hazard, safety hazards, hobby, pastime, pastimes
"Next time you strain it on the job I'm removing you from the backronym formation team."
"It's some new health & safety at work directive."
"You bite me again and I'll sue."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dental surgeon, dental surgeons, dental surgery, patients, kid, kids, childhood, bites, biter, biters, biting, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, sued, suing, job hazard, job hazards, work hazard, work hazards, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, patient, bandage, accident, insurance, law, injury, teeth, bite
"Alright, we'll sell you a life insurance policy...but I'm afraid your daredevil career is over."
Tags:insurance policy, insurance policies, life insurance, daredevil, daredevils, stunt man, stunt men, stuntman, stuntmen, career, careers, career path, career paths, job hazard, job hazards, work hazard, work hazards, insurance cover, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, insurance premium, insurance premiums
"Yeah, it's a dangerous job. Do you have any idea how toxic old hot dog water is?"
Tags:hot dogs, hot dog, vendor, vendors, street vendors, street vendor, street food, street foods, dirty water hot dog, dirty water hot dogs, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, junk food, additives, additive, carcinogen, toxic, danger, working, city jobs, carcinogens, job hazard, job hazards, hazardous condition, hazardous conditions, work hazard, work hazards
Occupational Safety and Health Administration'