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"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."
"You have excellent academic credentials and a wonderful work history but we try not to profile people."
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"I can see from your résumé that you're a man."
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"According to your resumé, Jack, you're all work and no play. We like that."
"What we're really looking for is a beginner with experience."
"You've been chewed up and spitout by some very prestigious firms."
'Of course, it's your business, but I wouldn't ever start a resume with 'Once upon a time in a land far far away!''
'What I lack in experience I make up for in wildly unrealistic self-confidence.'
"I'm shocked! he had a resumé as long as your arm."
"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."
"My most recent position was under a house."
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"Your work history is out of this world!"
"I see by your resume, you don't stay in one place long."
"Let me see if I've got this straight."
'Okay, that's enough of your work history.'
"That's my new au pair, Mr. Cochran, formerly with A.T.&T."
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"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."
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'Your previous work experience... surely you jest.'
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"My facebook friends like me, my yelp reviews, are favorable, my linked-in links endorse me...and you want my college and work resume?"
"Wikipedia does not count as a reference in resumes."
"Above and beyond my resumé you'll find I have a real passion for money."
"For those missing years, I refer you to my book 'Lost in Tanzania.'"
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"Sorry, but your good references don't match the passion of your bad ones."
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"Your resume tells me you've been around the block a few times!"
"You haven't worked in a while, so we'd expect you to be a little rusty."