Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Getting here on time every morning, and never have a day off sick, just isn't good enough Moulding! How are you ever going to get through all the stuff I keep piling on top of you if you don't work through your lunch-break as well?'
"If you can just help me through the tough times, I can handle it from there."
Tags:tough time, tough times, rough time, rough times, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, couple, couples, help, helping, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, mental health disorder, office worker, office workers, corporate talk, corporate speak, hard time, hard times, work load, office jargon, jargon asking for help, sharing the load, confident, confidence, determined, determination, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
'It's our latest caseload management system. . . we just keep adding files until he falls over!'
'It's amazing, you've been here 8 hours and haven't set off the motion detector I set up in your work area.'
'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
'That's great, Bob, but I was just going to ask if you wanted anything from the deli next door.'
"Hey, can I call you right back in two weeks?"
Tags:procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, procrastinated, exec, executive, executives, word play, word-play, play on words, businessmen, business man, office work, desk job, phone, phonecall, call back, call you back, postpone, postponed, postpones, management, manager, managers, managerial, put off, putting it off, put it off, workload, work load, busy, busier, busier and busier, backlog, back log, piling up, pile up, big business
'According to my sources, you spent 12 minutes in the bathroom. Your pay will be docked accordingly.'
"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."
'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'
It makes me MAD when people think we've nothing better to do than churn out pointless protocols...
"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
Tags:workload, workloads, work-load, work-loads, work load, work loads, work/life balance, life/work balance, work-life balance, life-work balance, delegate, delegating, delegation, delegations, overwork, overworked, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, office politics
'Once again you have exceeded my expectations.'
'What's this nonsense about you not having enough time to go to the toilet?'
Our new business plan is the same as our old business plan but it has to be done with a smaller workforce.
'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'
'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'
'Thanks for all your hard work.'
'I encourage diversity of opinion but not in this office.'
"Three more got laid off today."
"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"
Tags:bee, bumble bee, bumble bees, bees, birthdays, ageing, flower, flowers, pollination, flower, birthday gift, birthday gifts, birthday present, birthday presents, birthday, aging, work, boss, secretary, flowers, work, bee hive, bee hives, hive, hives, present, presents, gift, gifts, worker bees, overworked, overwork, work load, work loads
"Management were worried about our workloads, so they've reduced them...to zero!"
"If time is money, are we going to be spent?"
"Staff shortages and increased workloads means all leave has been cancelled...but as compensation we are being offered enhanced toilet breaks!"