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"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
"Congratulations. We verbed three new words this week."
"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at home being happy."
"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."
Anderson, if you think you can get out of the deadline by spontaneously combusting, you're sadly mistaken."
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"Mrs. Carstairs will read her blog of the last meeting."
"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."
"You're wondering why I've called you here."
"We need to have a meeting because I have the doughnuts."
"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."
Lotion-bottle manufacturer's meeting
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"Just a few more pages, Hansen, and we'll take a short break."
"It's all part of the terms of the merger."
"Anderson, if you're not into the whole symbiotic relationship thing, then you're not getting with the program."
"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."
"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."
"Who called this meeting again?"
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"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."
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"Simmons, keeping things in perspective isn't what we do around here."
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"Let's break for twenty minutes so everybody can get a hug."
"Panic can also be the mother of invention."
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"We'll start the meeting as soon as the designated scapegoat arrives."
"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i
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"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."
"Today's meeting is about meeting to plan a meeting to arrange a meeting about managing our meetings."
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