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"I don't love you anymore, Lucille, and I'm dropping you off at your mother's house."
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"Thanks - it was so fabulously regional. I mean, I can't close my eyes without seeing fajitas and Georgia O'Keeffe."
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The TROU of the Baroque
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"For a little extra we could have got Giotto."
"Now, there's a nice contemporary sunset!"
"I see you're admiring my Constable over the fireplace..."
"You must be terribly proud. It's the ﬁnest thing you've done."
"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
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"I dreamed Mobil was sponsoring me at the Modern, Exxon at the Whitney, and Philip Morris at the Metropolitan."
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"Realism! . . . Realism!"
"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
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The place is full of dealers.
"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"
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"Cezanne is as goofy as I like to get."
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"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."
"That one I could never sell. It's stolen."
'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'
Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.
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The Pope admiring the Sistine Chapel: 'It needs a caption.'
'I'm afraid you blinked on that one.'
Painting sticking out tongue
Artist Painting Dollar.
'His bowling is a rare work of art.'
'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'