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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."
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"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."
"But first let's all congratulate Ted on his return to work."
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"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked."
"We are never going to reach our recruitment targets if we let a little thing like death get in the way.."
It was like he could read my mind.
'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'
"Stress related sickness.. all nonsense. I've worked 80 hours a week for years and it's never done me any harm."
'My doctor says I should try to have more fun at work.'
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'
'Martin occasionally suffered nagging worries that he had been promoted beyond his abilities.'
Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.
"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"
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Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.
'Mary, I've got meetings all day so I'm going to be unable to have my scheduled happiness moment at 3:01. You have it for me, OK?'
One Of The Wonders of Modern Technology Is That The Modern Medical Practioner Need Never Be Out Of Touch
"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'
'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
In-tray, Out-tray, While you were on holiday-tray
'Now's a good time to get a feel for your negotiating skills.'