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"It's only Tuesday?!"
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"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
"I had a productive week."
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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.
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"Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, am I right?
'The company laid off 20,000 of its emplyees. How would you feel about a 168 hour work week?'
Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
' ... so, after the union won a 35 hour week I said, 'Why don't we now try for a zero hour work week.''
"Thank God it's Monday."
"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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"I don't know what they mean about us changing ALL workers terms and conditions? .... We're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"
"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. Then you'll finish up a report on whether your client's edgy new marketing tactics have been resonating with the 18-34 demographic. The results will be inconclusive and your boss will say, 'Jared, there'll always be another Instagram-based influence strategy to review,' but she also takes a while to approve your annual leave request and you will suspect that the two are related."
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'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"
'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'
'40% of lawyers say they're working a 50 hour week...So what are the lazy bastards doing with the REST of their time?'
"I was celebrating Hump Day and ended up with Throw-Out-Your-Back Thursday."
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When the earth's rotation became irregular.
"40 hours?? ... All in one week?"
Monday Morning, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday at 6 p.m.
"I wanted a Meticulous Monday or a Thorough Thursday report. This reads more like a Frivolous Friday."
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"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."
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"I let you work 70 hours a week but why should I give you a raise? You don't have enough free time to spend the money anyway!"
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"Let's just say this hasn't been a Monday morning of magical thinking."
"Baxter, why are you agitating for a 30 hour work week? That's 10 more hours than you work now."
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