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'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"The light goes on. I pull the lever. The food comes. It's a full life."
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The over-40 workout
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"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"
"Willy, wake up! I figured out how to light my cigarette with a stick from the fire!"
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"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
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'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
Tags:rhino, rhinoceros, rhinos, gym, gymnastics, gymnasium, working out, work out, works out, worked out, fitness, fit, dumbbells, dumbbell, weight lifting, weight, weights, lifting weights, hormones, hormone, animal hormones, transform, transformed, transforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'
Tags:drawing, draw, drawn, draws, drew, re-drawn, redrawn, fitness, fit, working out, work out, worked out, works out, fitness instructor, instructor, instructors, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, trained, dumbbell, dumbbells, honesty, honest, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'
Tags:personal trainers, personal trainer, personal training, trainer, trainers, train, trains, training, trained, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, fitness, fit, fitter, fits, work out, working out, worked out, works out, dumbbells, dumbbell, weightlifting, weightlifter, body builder, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.
"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."
Tags:toaster, toasters.breakfast, food, morning run, morning runs, morning exercise, morning exercises, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinator, procrastinators, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinated, excuse, excuses, excusing, excused, work out, works out, working out, worked out, reason, reasons, reasoned, reasoning, lazy, lethargic, daily exercise, daily exercises, unhealthy, healthy lifestyle
The Eternity Workout
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Get washboard abs!
'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'
'Grandpa's been working out!!'
'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'
Jerkins and I worked it out. He can have the office with the window.'
'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'
Health Club: We sweat the small stuff.
'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'
Ants stealing from the picnic.
Tags:weight, weights, weight lifter, weightlifters, weightlifter, weight lifters, dumbbell, dumbbells, health and fitness, work out, working out, worked out, works out, working out, picnic, picnics, carry, carrying, carried, carries, ant, ants, steal, stealing, seals, stole, stolen, in the bleachers