Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Good morning, and welcome to Sunshine Cruise Line's 14-day weight-loss cruise.'
"It keeps track of how long you've been wearing workout clothes without actually working out."
Tags:workout, workout clothes, working out, worked out, app, apps, track, tracking, fashion, fashions, critical, criticize, criticise, procrastinate, procrastinates, health, healthy, phone, phones, smartphones, smartphone, application, applications, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, basic, lazy, trend, trends, impression, impressions
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
Tags:rhino, rhinoceros, rhinos, gym, gymnastics, gymnasium, working out, work out, works out, worked out, fitness, fit, dumbbells, dumbbell, weight lifting, weight, weights, lifting weights, hormones, hormone, animal hormones, transform, transformed, transforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'I can help you develop your triceps, possibly beef up your chest. But to be brutally honest, you need to be erased and completely redrawn.'
Tags:drawing, draw, drawn, draws, drew, re-drawn, redrawn, fitness, fit, working out, work out, worked out, works out, fitness instructor, instructor, instructors, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, trained, dumbbell, dumbbells, honesty, honest, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Whoa,,, Ned hired a personal trainer for his personal trainer,'
Tags:personal trainers, personal trainer, personal training, trainer, trainers, train, trains, training, trained, coach, coaches, coaching, coached, fitness, fit, fitter, fits, work out, working out, worked out, works out, dumbbells, dumbbell, weightlifting, weightlifter, body builder, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.
Get washboard abs!
'I've decided that I'm going to get more exercise. Could you get my barbells for me?'
'Grandpa's been working out!!'
'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'
Jerkins and I worked it out. He can have the office with the window.'
'Okay, ready to begin the workout? And... finished. Good job!'
Health Club: We sweat the small stuff.
'Bob's hired a trainer to work on his abs.'
Ants stealing from the picnic.
Tags:weight, weights, weight lifter, weightlifters, weightlifter, weight lifters, dumbbell, dumbbells, health and fitness, work out, working out, worked out, works out, working out, picnic, picnics, carry, carrying, carried, carries, ant, ants, steal, stealing, seals, stole, stolen, in the bleachers
Working out with heavy weights can be bad.
'They're both trying to lose 10 pounds before their honey moon.'
Crisis at the health club.
Tags:sweat, sweating, sweated, sweats, sweaty, fitness, keep fit, keeping fit, fits, health and fitness, work out, working out, worked out, works out, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, cycle, cycling, cycled, cycles, in the bleachers
'I want to help you with your resolution to lose 25 pounds! You can't watch TV until you can fit through the doorway to the family room.'
'It's the only way I was able to lose those last 10 pounds after Jason was born.'
Tags:weight loss, losing weight, weight, overweight, obese, obesity, lose weight, fitness, fit, getting fit, work out, working out, worked out, works out, hurdle, hurdles, hurdled, jump, jumping, jumped, jumps, baby, babies, give birth, given birth, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, close to home
Colleen makes a last-ditch effort to spice up her marriage.
Swiss ball resembles overweight woman.
'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'