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Change Management: Here There,,,'We thought we'd put in the detail later,'
"Tom, mentoring is more than encouraging people to be just like you."
'This really is an innovative approach, but I'm afraid we can't consider it. It's never been done before.'
'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'
'Jenkins, I asked you for some feedBACK... ah what the heck, it's almost lunch...'
Tags:work, worker, workers, working, employee, employees, employer, employers, staff, staffing, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, boss, bosses, ceo, ceos, supervisors, feedback, employee feedback, giving feedback, horse, horses, pony, ponies, feedbag, feedbag, nosebag, nosebags, reality check
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.
'Oh great, now I'm carsick again... Man, did I ever get into the exact wrong line of work.'
"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."
Tags:computer, computers, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, browser, browsers, computer work, hunter-gatherer, hunter-gatherers, lost, lose, lost something, nostalgia, nostalgic, office worker, office workers, sitting down, sit down, work, working, worker, workers, profession, professions, human development, human evolution
'It's okay. We all forget occasionally. It's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.'
Tags:worker, workers, working, builder, builders, building, build, builds, construction, construct, constructed, constructs, workmen, workman, forget, forgetful, forgetting, forgets, forgot, forgotten, righty-tighty, lefty-loosey, bolts, bolt, dangerous, danger, not for the job, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Oddly enough I seem to work best on a full bladder.
Tags:working, work, work best, works best, working conditions, optimal working conditions, drunk writing, writing drunk, full bladder, full bladders, drinking, drink, drinker, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking on the job, writer, writers, self delusion, correlation is not causation, correlation, causation
'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'
'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'
Worm job fair.
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
Tags:animal, animals, rat, rats, lab rat, lab rats, mice, mouse, medicine, medical testing, scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, animal testing, rat race, daily grind, nine-to-five, employee, employees, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, going to work
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
Tags:idiot, idiots, hiring, hire, hires, hired, new guy, new guys, diversity, workplace diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, positive discrimination, moron, morons, unqualified, incompetent, incompetence, application, applications, interview, interviews, interviewing, job interview, job interviews, worker, workers, working, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers
A deadline comes to chew up a worker.
Tags:deadline, deadlines, stress, stresses, stressful, worker, workers, working, job, jobs, career, careers, conveyor belt, conveyor belts, under the gun, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, put off, putting off, gear, gears, cog, cogs, cog in a machine, cogs in a machine, cog in the machine, cogs in the machine, modern life, modern times, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, cubicle, cubicles, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, stress, stressor, stressors, cope, copes, coping
"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."
Tags:all day, all night, all nighter, all-nighters, pull an all-nighter, pulling an all-nighter, pulling an all nighter, pull an all nighter, work, working, worked, workers, lazy, hardly working, hours, long hours, stay awake, staying awake, laziness, nap, napping, naps, napped, night owl, night-owl, kip, kips, body clock, body clocks
"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."
Tags:leaving for work, going to work, getting dressed, getting ready, morning, mornings, fashion, style, suit, suits, clothes, clothing, woman, women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, female empowerment, working woman, working women, househusband, househusbands, job, jobs, work, working, career, careers, business, breadwinner, breadwinners, modern life, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, businessman, businessmen
Bring your daughter to work day
"How do you get along with your boss?" "Great! She never reads what I send her."