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"I just got home. Can you call back tomorrow when I'm still at work?"
"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"
"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.
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"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."
Tags:retail, working in retail, christmas time, christmas, christmas job, christmas jobs, elf, elves, santas elves, santa's elves, santas workshop, santa's workshop, bad job, bad jobs, job satisfaction, new job, new jobs, low standards, modern life, modern attitudes, low pay, minimum wage, underpaid, bad management, working conditions, working hours, workers rights
"Of course if you weren't PREPARED to do any unpaid OVERTIME to HELP the company then of course your lack of MOTIVATION and AMBITION wouldn't affect your career prospects...That wouldn't be fair of us WOULD IT?"
'Let me explain something about flextime. You still have to show up for work once in a while.'
'Give it to me straight, Doc. How many billable hours do I have left?'
Tags:lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, office building, office buildings, office worker, office workers, recycle, recycling, reuse, reusing, environmentally friendly, green issues, environmentalist, energy efficiency, business man, business woman, business men, business women, business people, business person, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessperson, monotony, monotonous, rat race, the rat race, drudge, drudgery, expendable, working hours, over worked, workaholic, workaholic, workaholism, environmental issues, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism
'We don't insist on over time. However, to clock out you have to get past our guard dogs.'
'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'
' ... so, after the union won a 35 hour week I said, 'Why don't we now try for a zero hour work week.''
"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."
'This transfer to the graveyard shift is going to take some getting used to.'
'When I asked if you were flexible, Mrs. Harkness, I was asking about your hours!'
"Sorry, angel - showtime!"
Tags:showtime, show time, show-time, white rabbit, white rabbits, rabbit, rabbits, magic act, magic acts, magic show, magic shows, magic trick, magic tricks, magician, magicians, magician's hat, magician's hats, magicians hat, love life, love-life, show business, show-business, show biz, work hours, working hours
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
'A day has got 24 hours. You're working here just 8 hours a day. That's why I cut down your salary by two thirds.'
'We demand shorter hours.' - 'Right, your lunch hour comes down to forty minutes.'
'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'
'I fear we can't pay you overtime allowance just because you can't find the way out of the building.'
Employee with a short attention span
"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours...starting with the 108 hour weekend!"
"I don't know what they mean about us changing ALL workers terms and conditions? .... We're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"
"This idea of offering staff flexible working options is genius, we should have done it years ago!"
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