Working Practices Cartoons and Comics

'We are fully committed to stamping out sexism so we really want you to see yourself as one of the chaps.'

"Sickness levels are through the roof, we need to do something..."

'Whatever happened to the good old principle of 'Hire 'em and Fire 'em'?'

'Expanding away from insurance has caused a few problems...'

'Where's the fun in being an employer if you can't spontaneously sack someone anymore.'

'right, make sure any new companies we acquire have an ageing workforce'

'Get me the latest figures on absenteeism, Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...Miss Hughes...'

"OK, we need to come up with some corporate values, any suggestions?"

'Frankly I'm disappointed in your commitment to late night shelf stacking.'

'Unfortunately my staff are now all working flexitime.'

"It's as I feared. Sir Geoffrey says he'll only give us his name, rank and serial number."

"It's a report form the consultancy firm, they say it will help clarify things."