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"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
'That's our mission statement.'
"I had a productive week."
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'The only part of the job I don't like is that they celebrate 'bring yourself to work day' five times a week.'
Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
' ... so, after the union won a 35 hour week I said, 'Why don't we now try for a zero hour work week.''
'Williams, you're giving us only sixty hours of productivity in your forty hour work week...'
What day is it? What difference does it make?
"I don't know what they mean about us changing ALL workers terms and conditions? .... We're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"
"Management wants to introduce more flexibility into our working hours...starting with the 108 hour weekend!"
'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'
'I warned you not to ask for a shorter work week.'
'40% of lawyers say they're working a 50 hour week...So what are the lazy bastards doing with the REST of their time?'
'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'
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'If Wednesday is hump day, then Thursday is slump day, when you realise you have two whole days to go, and Friday is dump day, when they drop a ton of work on you at the last minute.'
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When the earth's rotation became irregular.
"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."
"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."
Monday: Next 7 exits.
'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '
Monday Morning, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday at 6 p.m.
"I think you just invented Monday."
'Young lawyers are always whining about the workload but I've always worked 80 hour weeks and it never did men any harm.'
'We discourage the question, 'Is it Friday yet?'. Especially considering it's your first day on the job.'