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"Hi Ho, Hi Ho. . . It's back to sleep I go."
'That's our mission statement.'
Freedom, Liberty and 5:01 on a Friday.
' ... so, after the union won a 35 hour week I said, 'Why don't we now try for a zero hour work week.''
What day is it? What difference does it make?
"I don't know what they mean about us changing ALL workers terms and conditions? .... We're letting them hang on to the 70 hour week!"
'I didn't think friday was such a big deal when I created it. Why is everybody always thanking me for it?'
'And we let them do it 80 hours a week.'
'40% of lawyers say they're working a 50 hour week...So what are the lazy bastards doing with the REST of their time?'
'Thank goodness it's Monday huh?'
"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."
'They traded their 'Casual Fridays' for 'Immature Mondays' . '
Monday: Next 7 exits.
Monday Morning, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday at 6 p.m.
'Young lawyers are always whining about the workload but I've always worked 80 hour weeks and it never did men any harm.'
'We discourage the question, 'Is it Friday yet?'. Especially considering it's your first day on the job.'
"I let you work 70 hours a week but why should I give you a raise? You don't have enough free time to spend the money anyway!"
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"Okay, you work 80 hours a week, but you enjoy the flexibility and freedom of a salaried manager."
'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'
"Baxter, why are you agitating for a 30 hour work week? That's 10 more hours than you work now."
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'Banker's hours. Hah!'
'Jokes about bankers' hours were funny 'till I worked my first 80 hour week.'
'Monday is too far from Friday, yet Friday is too close to Monday.'
'You can't go to work like that. You're wearing your Monday face with your Casual Friday attire.'
'It'll be a shock to the workforce, they only work two days a week.'