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Yoga for beginners,
'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'
"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
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"Now that I've got it, what, exactly, do I do with my newfound strength?"
"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"Gruelling as this is, it's not a total-body workout."
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"In the morning I eat nothing then I wait 4 hours and eat nothing again."
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"No, it's not a typo."
"Be careful. Any man who wears earplugs at the gym is liable to wear a pocket protector at work."
'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'
"How I dread it when somebody mentions fitness to Ernie."
'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'
"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"
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Health Club: For Regular People
"And we'll close with a moment of silence for all the people with jobs who couldn't be with us today."
The trim reaper
'This yoga is too hot.'
Jan was one of a select few personal trainers who would exercise demons...
"This is the same music my fitness instructor plays for our abdominal crunches."
"Nice work- let's take a quick social-media break."
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'I like to mix up my exercise routine. Sometimes I right click. Sometimes I double click...'