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"Just how old is this accident report?"
"I think he's seeing how many 'health and safety' protocols he can break at once!"
"Very comprehensive Roger, but I think it might be a bit over zealous for preventing paper cuts!"
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, h&s, safety officer, safety officers, safety inspector, safety inspectors, papercut, papercuts, paper cut, paper cuts, precautions, over zealous, comprehensive, over the top, over-the-top, over-zealous, work hazard, work hazards, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, office injury, office injuries
"We've had to cancel the Health and Safety Convention...for health and safety reasons."
"He banged his head on the 'watch your head' sign when he was looking at the 'wet floor' warning."
"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuuming, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning lady, cleaning ladies, homemaker, homemakers, housework, house work, chore, chores, accident, accidents, accidental, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, hazard, hazards, hazardous condition, hazardous conditions, inattentive, look away, looks away, trouble
"Didn't you read the Health and Safety guidelines. They're all here!"
"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety measure, safety measures, safety officer, safety officers, plug, plugs, electric shock, electric shocks, power, burn, burns, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, workplace injury, workplace injuries, workplace accident, workplace accidents
"Now remember before you pick up Bill you need to bend your knees!"
"Now what was that I was meant to report...something about a loose carpet?"
"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."
'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'
Warning Slippery Floor
Floor Wet When Slippery
"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."
Site Safety: Minutes Since Last Accident.
'I've given up biking. Too dangerous."
Tags:construction site, construction sites, building site, building sites, biker, bikers, biking, bike, bikes, biking accident, biking accidents, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, work hazard, work hazards, health and safety, health & safety, safety risk, safety risks, safety hazard, safety hazards, hobby, pastime, pastimes
"Next time you strain it on the job I'm removing you from the backronym formation team."
"Another tragic case of work-related injuries."
Tags:boxing match, boxing matches, boxer, boxers, boxing, boxing ring, boxing rings, boxer, boxers, work-related injury, work-related injuries, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, pugilism, pugilist, pugilists, fighter, fighters, workplace injury, risk assessment, risk assessments, health and safety, health & safety
Missing Elf - Call Santa
"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."
'You can always tell the pediatricians.'
Tags:paediatrician, paediatricians, paediatrics, pediatrician, pediatricians, pediatrics, healthcare, health care, medical care, shin guard, shin guards, safety equipment, safety supplies, medical cover, medical care, kid, kids, child, childhood, injury, injuries, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, hospital, hospitals, specialist, specialists, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, gp, gps, safety equipment
"Cool boots! Would you leave them to me when you kick the bucket because of toner dust and pneumoconiosis due to asbestos?"
Tags:disease, diseases, asbestos, hazard, hazards, working hazard, working hazards, workplace, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, toner, toners, copier, copiers, copy machine, copy machines, copying, pneumoconiosis, kick the bucket, kicks the bucket, die, dies, dying, inherit, inheritance, inherits, will, will and testament, last will and testament
491 Days Without An Injury
Always pay attention to work safety regulation!