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"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"I was afraid it was bursitis, but it's only repetitive stress injury."
"… and just how far in front of you was your employer dangling this carrot when it poked you in the eye?"
"Oops. I aggravated an old arbitration injury."
"The afternoon off?? - it's only a papercut...!"
So it's agreed then, we should move health and safety to the top of our agenda."
"He's always trying to find new ways to get the 'Health and safety' message across."
"Now where was that oil, must remember to sort it before someone takes a tumble..."
"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."
"I'm sorry. I didn't think a 'heads up' was appropriate."
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
'All in favor of replacing our safety officer ... '
Bring yourself home intact!...
A medieval printer screaming because his finger is caught in wooden printing press.
"I fell off a 30-foot ladder."
"I received 9 months leave for an injury at work, then 6 months to recover from junk food poisoning while watching TV at home."
"It's a work-related injury. I hurt it trying to climb the corporate ladder."
"What happened to your head?"
Think Safety In All You Do!
"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"