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"We just need to cut through all the pesky government red tape."
Tags:red tape, government red tape, bureaucracy, bureaucratic, health and safety, health and safety legislation, workplace safety, cut through red tape, builder, builders, building, building site, building sites, danger, dangerous, hazard, hazards, hazardous, falling boulders, falling boulders, businessman, businessmen, developer, property developers
"I got hot."
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choices
'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'
In case of fire, change subject.
“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
Tags:explosion, explosions, discovery, discoveries, eureka, eureka moment, eureka moments, scientists, scientist, science lab, science labs, experiments, experiment, experiment gone wrong, experiments gone wrong, science experiment, science experiments, research, researchers, researching, accident, accidents, industrial accident, industrial accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, safe, safety, workplace safety, office, offices, office life, office culture, problem solving, problem solver, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, emergency, emergencies
Accident Free Days 14?3.
'McWit, OSHA doesn't require you to wear a hardhat when building a scale model.'
"We offer a comprehensive benefits plan that covers everything from minor cuts to nasty scrapes."
'Dave, I dropped my lunch box. Could you please look for it? Dave ... '
Health & Safety - Getting the Risk Assessment Forms.
Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.
'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'
"Just because there's no H&S protocols warning against 'standing in a bucket of watet and putting your finger in an electric socket' doesn't man he should DO IT!"
"Didn't you read the Health and Safety guidelines. They're all here!"
"He tripped over the 'wet floor' sign before banging his head on the 'Low Headroom' warning!"
'When did you last restock the first aid cabinet Miss Tompkins?'
"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."
Tags:office, offices, worklife, health and safey, workplace safety, safety warning, safety warnings, boss, bosses, employee, employees, warning, warnings, useless warning, useless warnings, cutting corners, cut corners, safety statement, risk assessment, risk assessments, bad risk assessments, bad risk assessment, risk assessment fail, hazardous work environment, hazards at work, cost cutting, cutting costs
"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."
Tags:testing, product testing, accident, lawsuit, employee safety, workplace accidents, workplace safety, lawsuits, employee relations, safety, safety in the workplace, catastrophic injury, insurance, disability insurance, going on disability, terminated, fired, management, human resources, damage control, spin doctor, negotiation, making a deal, rehabilitation, workplace accidents
"Did you hear that?"
'I hope all your chefs have been practising their knife safety skills!'
Tags:circus, circuses, trapeze, trapezes, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, circus act, circus acts, performer, performers, stuntmen, stuntman, stunt, stunts, circus performer, circus performers, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatics, accident, accidents, health and safety, health & safety, workplace safety, workplace
"I'm sorry. I didn't think a 'heads up' was appropriate."
Tags:construction, construction industry, construction work, construction site, construction sites, construction worker, construction workers, accident, accidents, health and safety, workplace safety, heads up, brick, bricks, falling, hazard, hazards, hazardous, safety, building, constructing, builder, builders, workplace injury, workplace injuries
Gentlemen wearing safety monocles in their workspace.
'Health and Safety would like a word, Mr. Smith.'